Category: Useless Update


Ambien Fucks You Up


Ambien is an evil pill. Never took it and never will. Okay enough of the fruity rhymes, I didn’t try to do that. But yeah I have stories about people wrecking themselves taking this shit. So if you want to ever go to sleep, 1) exercise until exhaustion before bed. 2) Don’t have caffeine and 3) Blank your mind and ignore your shitty problems. There! Sleep will be had.

Now this is a rather mild example. I have people really hurting themselves on this trash. Plus, once you’re dependent on it, ypu’ll never sleep again without it. Sounds shitty to me:


This is the Most Ballin’ Licence Plate I’ve seen


I was driving around with my boys and stopped at a Wendys drive thru and saw an old school, white Ford Bronco in front of us. All of a sudden, Funz died laughing and was like dude, the plates! Look at those plates.

Purely epic:

Those Crazy Assed Russians…


All they do is drink vodka and jump off of tall shit. Live large, brothers.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ0AnF-Zrgc

and..

And The Best Christmas CD Is…


The Carpenters – Christmas Portrait. 1) It’s been playing around the holidays since I was born and 2) it’s just classy and traditional. I have no further words. But I do have one question. Does listening to this make you gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that)?

Vote 1 for yes, if a man listens to the Carpenters, it’s completely balls touching balls gay or 10 if it’s fine

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