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Napoleon Dynamite Thingy

Okay. I must be the only person around that never saw the movie, don’t laugh at me or make fun of me. But I will see it soon. So anyway I took two different “Quizzes” which ask you some questions and you answer them and it tells you which character you are.

They both told me that I was Kip. Now I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but Marc was laughing for five minutes when I told him…

This is the better quiz and this is the other.

That’s all true except for the “gangsta” part. I’m not like that.

Ok Fine

Ok. My previous post was too extreme. It’s okay to have a Xanga or other blog. Not everyone knows how to make websites or things like that. My main point is that people go crazy trying to mod these things that are very limited in what you can do. But of course, i’s better than having nothing. So whatever.

Kids and their Xangas These Days

Kids and their Xangas make me laugh… They spend time finding all these hacks and mods to make fancy layouts and such. You all don’t realize that you can NOT use Xanga to have a professional looking blog. It’s so funny. It’s like trying to put some clothes on an apple to enhance the apple’s appearance. Instead of having any control of the layout whatsoever, people resort to these dumb little snippets of poorly written html or javascript to “trick out” their Xangas. You know what? You’re all special. I wrote this site in notepad to get a layout. You use the lazy ass blogger thingy. Of course, I don’t use notepad every time, I added a nice little blogging tool so I post things and it just updates. And it embeds itself into the layout I made in notepad. My main point: You lazy people, grab some free hosting and learn html.

It is much more efficient and professional to get a blog using PHP. You have full control over the layout and who can comment on posts. There are no html restrictions and no Ads.

Verizon People Are Dumb

So the phone bill comes in and they made a completely retarded mistake.

Here’s the bill. I hilighted the part that’s messed up. Since it’s small I have an image below it showing what the hilighted part said.

The regular monthly charge for my packages is $49.95. With my discount, it goes up to $54.95! First of all, it’s supposed to be a $5 discount, so why did they write 4.50? Traditionally, when you get a discount, you are supposed to lower the price, not raise it! Everyone check your Verizon bills because they are clueless and probably get away with this all the time. A three year old can add and subtract better than the people workng in billing. Honestly…