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The Portfolioso.com Diet, Part II

I have posted about this a long time ago, but now, my diet is so special that it received its own page! Now read it and lose weight you lazy fat fool!

http://portfolioso.com/diet.php

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As you know I wasn’t online all of last week. Then I came home Saturday and left on Sunday and just got back now. Ugh, it’s terrible having no access to a computer for such extended periods of time. However, I did a little thinking while I was gone and I will say that there are going to be a few new pages added to this site in the near future. See, when you’re not rotting in front of a computer, your brain thinks a little bit. Anyway. I’m done.

The Portfolioso.com Diet

Did you know that 1/3 of the American population is overweight? Are you fat, obese, plump or any other term used to describe your fat self? If so, follow my wonder diet. I’m going to let you in on a big secret and it just may work… And it costs nothing to you, just read on!

Instead of investing in these bullshit stupid diets that aren’t balanced, or wasting money on expensive excercise solutions, follow the Portfolioso diet! The stupid Atkins diet is crap, you need carbs. Are you stupid enough to follow an idiot’s quick fix that tells you to eat 30 pieces of bacon and 8 eggs, but you can’t have a breadcrumb because it has carbs? Sooner or later these people will croak due to their cholesterol being 350. People spend so much money trying to get their ass thin it’s not even funny.

Ready for the big secret? Ok, first thing you do is stop feeding your fat face and burn more calories than you eat. There!! The whole diet was revealed. I could have made millions off that simple statement because it will work. So next time you’re fat, burn some calories and eat less calories than you burn. It’s just that simple. Sheesh! what’s wrong with this fat country?

http://portfolioso.com/diet.php

Wanna See Anchorman?

The movie Anchorman is coming out today and badassbuddy.com made an icon for it. So now that I learned how to use ImageReady (edit animated images), I used the icon from badassbuddy.com as a template and whipped this one up because I’ve heard that Dan’s been obsessing over it:

Anyway, don’t forget to click on that image to set it as your buddy icon!!! Oh and feel free to comment about it on the forums!

P.s. – That dog is Ozzy

Edit 2009: Removed this nonsense from the server