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Verizon is Weird

I can’t figure it out. Every so often, I cannot get my server up (http://portfolioso.no-ip.com) because Verizon is being retarded. All of my settings (in my router and Apache config file) are correct and Verizon randomly blocks every single port for some reason. WTF. This happened once before and it fixed itself an hour later. I know most internet service providers block port 80 to discourage web servers, but I use the most random port – 22500. What would ever possess them to block that? And even when I change it, the new port is also blocked.

Most of you idiots don’t understand all my technical shit, so if you didn’t understand what a port is or whatever else I said in the first paragraph, all it means is that you’ll just have to deal with some outages from time to time.

Spring Helping Tour 2004

Yeah, so just like last year, I will not be home from today until Thursday because of the Spring Helping Tour. For details, see the second post ever on my site. It’ll be similar to last years’. See you people when I get back.

Janet Jackson Sucks

Wow. Where do I begin. Anyway, the new album Damita Jo was released. I’d like to know how this plastic woman is even popular. So yeah, about this new CD

Here is what her real CD Cover looks like
Here is what her CD cover should look like[NSFW]
I’ve been asked by many people to place a warning pertaining the second link so here goes: Warning: Image may be offensive and cause you to gouge your eyes out at the site of that ugly thing.

Great News for Sports Fans!

The YES Network, MSG and FSNY are now part of the Family cable package! You no longer need iO to get them for free. If you do not have iO digital cable, you will not have to pay $4.95 extra for the sports package (or $0.99 per channel if you purchased them individually). Now, you can watch your Yankees or Mets on any TV, even one without a cable box! w00t!!

Twisted Smurf Week

I declare this week “Twisted Smurf Week” because I said so. Don’t Ask. Just turn your speakers up.

This site will be back to normal next week and won’t have random music on it. (If you have dialup I feel bad for you)