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Bat Out Of Hell Not Fast Enough To Describe How Quickly I Bolted The Train Earlier

April 22nd, 2011 10:08am Leave a comment

Fucking nasty. I walked onto the 6 this morning and walked into a fucking sewer. It honestly smelled like 40 people pissed all over the train. You know that smell, when like homeless ass piss dries out and starts reeking worse than anything else? Yeah that. 90% of public bathrooms I’ve been in smelled better. Needed a fucking gas mask in that shithole.

You know how people go skydiving if their cord gets stuck, when the body is recovered they are found with their skin and clothes clawed because of the desperation trying to get the parachute cord to open? That was me. Straight up clawing the door at my stop hoping it would open quicker, even though it did nothing. And of course the moron train operator/driver/engineer decided to scratch his balls at my stop, so I was sitting in there at the station trapped on the train for an additional 45 seconds.

Finally got out and made a mad bolt right for the stairs through the emergency exit door. Set that alarm right off, I don’t give a shit. This was a dire emergency. Quickest subway exit ever.

EW – speaking of fucking nasty, I had coffee in my mug for like a week and now it’s curdled and crusty. This blog is just a big pile of nasty ass shit.

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