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What Is This Blasphemy?!

June 16th, 2011 12:11am Leave a comment

Some BS Site Hating on Ron Paul – There are a few things that sane, rational Americans should trust as being the truth: 1) We really did land on the moon.  2) Barack Obama is a natural-born American citizen, not a shape-shifting reptile.  3) The gold held at Fort Knox is real.

FALSE. FALSE…. Annnnnnd FALSE.

1) We didn’t land on the fucking moon. We can’t do it today and there’s no way we did it in 1969. That was just some propaganda nonsense to prove to the Soviets that we were better at space.  I mean think of it. When you launch a rocket today, you need a launchpad. I’m sure there is one of those conveniently located on the moon…. How’d that shit lift off again, may I ask? HONESTLY. The Cold War was the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard of in my life. Everyone was freaking out about nukes, communism and World War III. I mean, I still can’t get a fuckin Cuban cigar because of this shit.

2) Barack Obama probably wasn’t born here, but who gives a shit. It’s over, the country is already ruined and he hasn’t done anything to change it except spend more money we don’t have on Obamacare. Money for some welfare assed lazy people who never worked a day in their lives to get free medical care. Paid for by me.

3) I never heard of this one before, fake gold bars? It does sound crazy, but since when does the US ever tell the truth. God damn right they’re lying about all the gold we have. Fuckin China owns like half of our debt. They’ll be occupying our country soon and taking over. I’ll be speaking fluent Chinese by 37.

So according to this dickwad, I am neither sane nor rational. I’ll tell you what I am. I’m right. And he’s brainwashed.

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