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Please Explain to me the Point of Scooters With Two Front Wheels

August 9th, 2011 9:08pm Leave a comment

This piece of crap is $80...

I see these all over the park at lunchtime. This is by far the silliest device ever.  It should be banned. Why on earth do they have two front wheels and one back wheel? How are you supposed to steer that thing? Tell your pussy kids to learn how to balance and get them a two wheel scooter. OR if you’re a crappy parent and your kid doesn’t know how to balance, why don’t you get one with two wheels at the back.

What the hell is wrong with parents these days.  It has two front wheels!  It looks ridiculous! If someone got my kid that, I’d club them with it.

PS – just looked this up. “The mini kick’s 3 wheels provide greater stability, making it easier for even the youngest kids to learn to ride. Great for their balance and coordination.” Lean and steer? Seriously? I don’t buy it. There’s no control in that. No wonder kids crash into me all the time in the park. Absurd.

PPS – I’m trying to tone this blog down a notch. Every other post was F this and F that. I think I dropped a pussy or two, but that’s an improvement.

 

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