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If You Name Winter Storms, You’re Officially an Idiotic Organization

February 6th, 2013 11:49am Leave a comment

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weather.com – During the upcoming 2012-13 winter season The Weather Channel will name noteworthy winter storms. Our goal is to better communicate the threat and the timing of the significant impacts that accompany these events. The fact is, a storm with a name is easier to follow, which will mean fewer surprises and more preparation.

  • Naming a storm raises awareness.
  • Attaching a name makes it much easier to follow a weather system’s progress.
  • A storm with a name takes on a personality all its own, which adds to awareness.
  • In today’s social media world, a name makes it much easier to reference in communication.
  • A named storm is easier to remember and refer to in the future.

Fucking weather channel trying to be all trendy and shit. I noticed that they started doing it this winter and it’s dumb as hell. It’s not like it’s a damn hurricane. These morons probably have some asshole on the payroll whose only job is trying to figure out names. Those reasons listed above are all stupid as fuck.

So we’re going to get some snow this weekend from “Winter Storm Nemo”

Fuckin get real. Weather Channel must think they’re NOAA and shit and actually have a say in official stuff. Guess what. You’re not so stop force feeding society stupid bullshit.

PS – FUCK weather.com. The second you go there, fucking videos autoplay on every page like motherfuckers. I don’t want to watch your bitch ass video. Go away

PS Again – Weather channel iOS and Android apps suck a dick

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  1. Bob
    April 10th, 2013 at 12:53 | #1

    Which gives you more information later on, “winter storm Dumbo” or “the great blizzard of mid-Apriil 2013”?

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