Drew’s Toothpaste


Every morning in the library, I have to hear Drew’s complaining about his toothpaste. He claims that it has scrubbing particles in it that make him sick. (It’s probably diatomaceous earth) Anyway, he has something to drink after brushing his teeth which pushes these particles into his stomach, causing it, in his view to fizz, making him sick.

Frankly, we all have our own work to do and couldn’t care less about his toothpaste. Just thought I’d add a little crazy ass post.