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Martha Stewart

October 9th, 2004 11:21pm Leave a comment

Today is the first day Martha Stewart is in jail on vacation. This is the biggest joke. Yes, she does deserve to be in jail for what she did, but who considers this jail? It’s more like paradise. The prisoners get to walk around and do whatever. This is a prison for rich women, most of whom are there on drug related charges.

It’s not too bad for Martha. She has a 2 week orientation period and will be assigned a job. The biggest joke is that the jobs are designed for someone like her: cooking, gardening and sewing clothes for inmates. Wow! All the things Martha enjoys doing! What a joke. And OJ is still roaming free after murdering his wife.

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