Month: June 2010


FarmVille Devs – Learn English


If you don't notice the blatant grammatical error in the above image, kill yourself.

Dear people at Zynga who make FarmVille. It is a popular game. There are over 80 million users. The least you can do is fucking write in proper English. “Alex found a sad llama on their farm.” Really? I must have missed it, but since when did Alex become plural? Stupid morons.


Worst Call in the History of Baseball – Jim Joyce Should Be Hanged


Armando Galaraga was one out away from a perfect game. He would have had it – the last out was a routine ground ball, but blind idiot umpire Jim Joyce called Indians shortstop Jason Donald safe, even though he was clearly out by two feet.
Umpire Jim Joyce pretty much ruined this kid’s life. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity blown. Jim Joyce shouldn’t just lose his job over this. He should receive the death penalty. Actually fuck that, it’s too humane. He should be stoned to death outside the baseball hall of fame.

According to Adam Schefter’s Twitter: “Oops. If I’m Bud Selig, I award the first 28-out perfect game in baseball history to Armando Galaraga. Selig would be right – and applauded.”

MLB umpires suck ass and need to get their shit together. If this keeps it up, I’m giving up baseball.