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We’re An Equal Opportunity Employer But…

July 29th, 2010 10:46pm Leave a comment

Translation: if you’re not a woman or minority, you need not apply. You all know this is a huge line of bullshit and they’re just saying they’re an equal opportunity employer because they have to be by law.

It’s probably a dude like me recruiting for this position. When I was working over at the paper last year, of course I didn’t want to hire a dude to replace me, so I hired the most qualified hot girl. This is probably why I am unemployed. Karma’s a bitch, isn’t it?

If you’re really an equal opportunity employer, how about not suggesting who should apply? Precisely.

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