Its Good Friday. Which Means…


..that the cocksucking MTA decided to have four 6 trains running on the whole entire line. That’s right. It’s a regular work day assholes. There is no excuse. Unless the drivers are are nailed to crosses being crucified, they should be driving my fucking trains so I can go home faster. I could have carried a cross while being whipped by Roman soldiers to Grand Central faster than waiting for thatpiss smelling train.I have this down to a science. I know the trains come every 3-4 minutes and the absolute last one I can take is at 7:15 to make my other train home. I have it calculated perfectly. If it shows up at 7:16, I’m fucked. So I got there at 7:05 and was like.. I’m golden. NOPE. Fucking 6 train showed up 20 minutes later.

Oh and what’s this bullshit there’s a 7:27 express and a 7:30 local, then an 8:00? Want to fucking like… spread them out a little more? Like maybe if that 7:30 was actually a 7:40 I would have been good.

PS – What’s the over/under I’m going to hell because of this post?