Attention People Who Misuse the Apostrophe S: Fucking Learn English

August 6, 2011

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People have a habit of putting an ‘s onto words when it shouldn’t be there. FUCKING GET IT RIGHT:
  1. Use the apostrophe to show possession. Place the apostrophe before thesto show singular possession.
  2. Use the apostrophe where the noun that should follow is implied.
  3. To show plural possession, make the noun plural first. Then immediately use the apostrophe.
I’m sick and tired of reading business emails of people who sound like fucking morons. “Can you take a look at these gift card’s?” “Her tit’s are huge” “These customer’s all complained” “Billy and Roger are big boy’s”
Assholes.

 

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