Month: October 2011
Portfoliso.com v3 is Live (Web Redesign, Bitches)
Bitches! The new Portfolioso.com just launched. This is redesign numero tres of site history. It’s now using HTML5 and CSS3 which brings us into the current decade (the old site blew donkey nipples). It is mimimalistic, clean and looks good.
Props and thanks to John for the new logos. It’sbasicallymy old logo, but with gradients. He also tilted the one on the bottom right. The man is a brilliant graphic designer.
I also recommend checking out my error pages, because they’re pretty ballin’ (404 and 403 and 500). I jacked the Tumbugs graphics from the dude who drew them for Tumblr, back in the day when Tumblr used to be cool and had baller error pages. Now, stupid ass Tumblr is all mainstream and got more professional, which is never fun. The dude open sourced them, so I’m allowed to use them now.
Welp, there’s nothing really useful on that site, so you can suck it if you don’t like it. I like the redesign, so that shall be all. Smell ya later, bitches
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October 2, 2011
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Portfolioso
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc
I’d pee on her. This slut is probably a dickwrecker in the sack too. Total freak written all over her.