Category: Website Related

Brand New Server and HTTPS

Portfolioso November 21, 2017 Website Related

I don’t really blog anymore and have been too lazy to update/migrate the server this used to be hosted on. The VM it used to be on was completely corrupted, was so old the vendor no longer provided updates and thus was insecure af (aka I used to FTP to the shit to update my files That’s right… FTP. Sending a password in plain text. NOPE). It was also using like php 5.2 which was an antique and vulnerable.

As practice for a personal project, I migrated it to a modern VM, added it to Cloudflare and am using the latest and greatest OS and webserver components. Hooray! No one cares. Not even me.

No More Comments

Portfolioso June 4, 2014 No Comments Rants, Website Related

I don’t give a fuck what you have to say about my blogs. I just crippled commenting because even with captchas and akismet and anti-spam shit, I still get valid looking comments let through that are spam. I’m sick of deleting them.

So now, you must log in to comment and I don’t allow new registrations, so blow me! Post shit on social media, not on my shit. Fuckers.

Twitter App Updated

Portfolioso February 20, 2013 No Comments Computer/ Tech Related, Website Related

My Twitter stats app has been updated. You should know the URL, if not ask me for it. I’m not posting it here because my twitter is private and Google indexes this blog. If you don’t know about my Twitter app, it’s the absolute shit. It does metrics on my Tweets, counts how many times I swear, searches my archives and has a random function. Anyway, the release notes:

New features:

  • [NEW Page] @Mentions – Counts how many times I @mentioned you. This only works for people I follow.
  • [Random  Tweet] Auto-Refresh – You can now check an auto-refresh checkbox that will auto-refresh the page every 3 seconds, for hands-free hilarity.


  • Fixed funky table layout not taking up the whole gray box thingy
  • Probably some other things I forgot


Yes. I’m full of myself. Suck it if you don’t like it.

The F Is Going On Here…

Portfolioso February 19, 2012 No Comments Website Related

This site is cursed. I was almost up to 100% uptime and my server started fucking up. Everything seems normal, but lighttpd just stops serving pages.

It’s hard to investigate why. This sucks.

Ah Shit, there goes 100% Uptime

Portfolioso January 2, 2012 No Comments Website Related

Welp, I think the WordPress Android app crashed my cloud server, because I was writing a post from here and for no reason it was down for 11 minutes until I force rebooted it.

Fuck! I really wanted to see 100% uptime on the new host. Shitty start to 2012 over here at the blog. All else is good so far though.

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