Vinny From Jersey Shore Needs to Stop Being Such a Pussy


Wah. I’m homesick. Wah I miss my family. Shut the fuck up bro. You have a big dick, biddies want your ass and you’re getting millions an episode. Finish the damn summer, get paid, get laid and then go home to your family. Sheesh. It’s not rocket science.

Oh and what the hell is with the fucking hipster glasses. You’re supposed to be Guido, not hipster.