How Unlucky Do You Have to Be To Get Struck In the Balls By Lightning?


Gizmodo-A lightning struck a 53-year-old man’s scrotum and then exited his body through one of his feet in Madrid, Spain. The good news: he survived. The bad news: his testicles were burned. A lucky man. Or maybe not.

Can you please explain to me how the hell you go about getting your sac struck bylightning? Does this dude have a huge, metallic dick? This has to be one of the shittiest things to ever happen to a dude.

I mean… Is the guy ruined for life? Can he have kids anymore? As shitty as this sounds, it’s pretty sweet. You know how many mad honeys this bro can score by telling this story? Limitless. And if your ballsdon’twork right anymore, youdon’teven have to worry about knocking anyone up.