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If You Stop On The Subway Stairs to Check Your Phone, You’re a Cunt

August 2nd, 2012 7:35pm Leave a comment

Mother fuckers! Get out of my way! The narrow assed stairs are NO places to stand and dawdle on your phone, especially during mother fucking rush hour. Put that shit away and get out of my way. It’s two lanes – one up and one down. When you block one, no one can go anywhere. I had the urge to punt this bitch down the stairs and smash her phone through her skull, but I had to hold myself back.

So I have a new policy. Anytime some shithead does this, I will call them out 10 times out of 10. Like “Yep. Great place to stop, asshole” or “Not like anyone’s trying to get by, dickbreath.” These fuckers should get the death sentence for that shit.

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  1. Mal
    August 2nd, 2012 at 20:11 | #1

    May I add another? If one more asshat tries to push their way into the subway car while I’m trying to exit I will hire someone to donkeypunch them. #hardtruths

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