Hey ducks! You don’t belong in the city. Stop crossing roads and blocking traffic. It’s called Darwinism. If you’re too stupid to live in a pond like all the other ducks, maybe you should get run over. You know how pissed off I’d be if a cop stopped my car to let fuckin ducks cross the road? Not only do they shit all over the place, but now they’re wasting my time. And as you all know, my time is most valuable.
PS – Is this cop a dude or a chick (see what I did there – I’m corny)? I thought it was a horsey looking flat chested woman. But it could be a womanly man. I mean shit, if that’s a woman, she’s got some fucking huge man hands