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I Don’t Understand Muscle Chicks

August 23rd, 2013 1:55am Leave a comment

I’d rather fuck a fat chick than get dominated by a dude

If you’re a chick and bralic and your muscles are bigger than mine and you work out 22 hours a day and you eat jugs of protein powder and you pump more steroids through you than A-Rod and you have the ability to rip off and uproot my dick if you’re giving me a hand job, that is not attractive. That’s nasty. I need something to grab onto, and that something shouldn’t be a rock hard muscle.

Eat a fuckin cheeseburger bro.

PS – I don’t want to see you in my news feed either.

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