Another Reason Cats are Dumb


SF Gate – Investigators believe a cat who liked to sleep on top of a toaster oven started a kitchen fire in Port Townsend by depressing the toaster lever. Lois Lund told The Peninsula Daily News she doesn’t hold a grudge against her cat Osiris. Lund said he had been sleeping on top of the oven to avoid a pet dog and probably stepped on the lever

Stupid fucking cats, setting themselves on fire and shit. Seriously, who sleeps on a toaster? And it was trying to escape from the dog? You dumbass cat! What’s worse- burning to death in a fire or a little teasing from a dog? Yup, the cat chose the flames.

Dogs would never set shit on fire.