Uberfacts is the most ridiculous Twitter account ever. It’s basically a dude with an automated bot who posts the same shitty, idiotic facts in a loop. In this post, I will provide brief commentary on these “facts”
Stars are living organisms? Idiot.
NO. If you use private browsing and are NOT logged in, how the fuck is Google going to associate the query with your account (unless maybe you’re signed in to the Chrome browser). Yes, they may save search queries by IP, but what is that going to do?
Hair? Indestructible? What about scissors… Idiot.
Research also says that if you shove a lightbulb up your ass and fart, it might just light up – but only if it’s an L.E.D. Idiot.
This is common sense, assholes. Be a cube monkey for 3 months and you’ll realize anyone who’s successful (read: suits) are conniving, lying, cheating cut-throat docuhebags. So yes, if your kid is a liar, s/he will screw people over and become successful. Idiot.
Correlation does not prove causation. Show hasn’t even been around that long. Idiot.
Japan is fucked up.
I’ll give you $5 if you can show me the country of South African on a map. Idiot.
Also, get a load of these contradicting facts:
- https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/454861999286259712
- https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/454578867693715456
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@UberFacts Is The Worst Twitter Account Ever
April 11, 2014
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Uberfacts is the most ridiculous Twitter account ever. It’s basically a dude with an automated bot who posts the same shitty, idiotic facts in a loop. In this post, I will provide brief commentary on these “facts”
NO. If you use private browsing and are NOT logged in, how the fuck is Google going to associate the query with your account (unless maybe you’re signed in to the Chrome browser). Yes, they may save search queries by IP, but what is that going to do?
Also, get a load of these contradicting facts:
FUCKIN UNFOLLOWED