Author: Portfolioso

Wanna See Anchorman?

July 9, 2004

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The movie Anchorman is coming out today and badassbuddy.com made an icon for it. So now that I learned how to use ImageReady (edit animated images), I used the icon from badassbuddy.com as a template and whipped this one up because I’ve heard that Dan’s been obsessing over it:


Anyway, don’t forget to click on that image to set it as your buddy icon!!! Oh and feel free to comment about it on the forums!

P.s. – That dog is Ozzy

Edit 2009: Removed this nonsense from the server

Aha! An easy way to update

July 6, 2004

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Posting news on this site is now ten times easier thanks to Jason for telling me about Coranto, a nice cgi and perl script that acts as a blogger tool. All I have to do is login and fill in a few text boxes and it automatically updates the news, thanks to my great host having SSI. Anyway, It saves me time from manually editing the html every time I wanted to update.

What does this mean to the people viewing this site? Well nothing major. As a matter of fact, you’re reading a post that has been added by this new system right now. Looks the same, right? Yeah, pretty much. One noticeable minor differences: The time of the post will be automatically added. Anyway, that’s all.

How Damn Stupid Can You Be?

July 3, 2004

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How do you manage to get a minivan perfectly centered into a backyard swimming pool? How bad of a driver do you have to be? Yeah, well this really happened in Hawaii, it’s not photoshopped.. The ass was learning to drive and swerved right into some old woman’s pool. Damn ignorant people…

 

And here’s the video and story if you don’t believe me.
Story and Video here

New! Image Gallery

June 25, 2004

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I was sick of the stupid way I had images on this site. It was a dumb apache directory listing of them. Why was this bad? Well, if you clicked on the image, it would load the full size high resolution image. This is slow, especially for you fools with dialup. Therefore, I got a nice php script to automatically generate an image gallery. Instead of loading the whole image, it loads an automatically generated thumbnail of it. This is quicker to load and you can see the image before you click it to enlarge it.

It is split into separate categories, each with its own gallery. Check it out over here. That’s some good shit.

Flash Intro to Portfolioso.com

June 24, 2004

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Well, John made an awesome flash intro! One thing I wanted to learn is flash animation, but Flash MX is really complicated. So John posts on my forums that he was willing to make a flash intro and I was like “Sure knock yourself out.” I don’t think I’ll be using it as an intro yet because it is 3 megabytes and that would kill my bandwidth every time the 10 regulars look at this site 100 times a day, plus it would be slow for dialup people. Enough blabbering.

Watch it here