Author: Portfolioso

Longhorn

February 10, 2004

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Out of boredom, I downloaded the beta of Windows Longhorn, which is a new Windows operating system that will be released in 2005. I took a spare computer I don’t really care about and loaded it there. Of course, Microsoft makes it hard to find, and its scattered into like 46 separate parts all over the internet. It looks sort of like Windows XP, only its a lot more blue…. It’s probably unstable and a big waste, so I’ll be formatting that drive and putting XP back shortly.

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Edit: 9/2011: I was SO full of shit back then. Just trying to sound cool. No, I didn’t ever install Longhorn. That was a Windows XP skin… Dumbass.

 

 

 

 

 

Warning: New AIM Virus

February 6, 2004

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There is a new AIM malicious thingy that uses holes in Windows (how surprising) to send itself out to everyone on your buddy list. It’s not a profile trojan (those have been removed from the internet) This only happens if you receive an IM from someone which says “check this out… http://www.wgutv.com/osama_capture.php” I clicked it but It did not load so I was spared. If you click on it it’s supposed to be a game of some sort, but while you’re playing it modifies the registry to start up spyware every time your computer boots. If anyone receives this IM do not click it. Make sure you have the latest virus definitions and the latest Windows Updates.

Phrases That Piss Me Off

February 6, 2004

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I have created a page to inform the general public about stupid phrases that piss me off. They are either annoying or make you sound like an idiot. Click here to see if you happen to say any of these.

Click Here To See Annoying Phrases I Hate

Disgusting

February 2, 2004

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No one in their right mind needed to see that giant chemical ball aka Janet Jackson’s tit. Honestly, this isn’t the friggin Hot Network, it’s CBS, which is national television. Not that I’m saying that porn is wrong, but CBS isn’t the place. These Superbowl shows are getting worse every year. Her and that ass Justin Timberlake. What’s up his ass?

NBC Censors are Weird

January 30, 2004

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I was watching NBC and the weirdest thing happened. Censors don’t know anything. Some guy was like “Oh he’s an ass.” Ass was not bleeped (not that it should be…) Then a few minutes later another person was like “I’m gonna kick him in the n-bleep.” It was obvious that the guy said nuts because of the n sound. Now why would nuts be bleeped out? Nuts is under no circumstances as bad as ass. Do you understand the reasoning of the NBC censors? Neither do I.