Author: Portfolioso


Jesus Christ, Mozilla


I just downloaded Firefox 5 beta. The Acid 3 test actually fails worse than in Firefox 4. Ought to be damn ashamed, especially since Google Chrome passed that shit like 2 years ago. “You should not see this at all” Wonderful.


Welp, Those Crazy Christian Rapture Day Jokers Might Actually Have a Point


httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quxhY3XBZic

What the fuck happened here and how does a lake just blow up? This has to be fake, right?

Vote 1 for Fake, 10 for Fuck it, the world is over on Saturday

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Look At This Blog In Chrome


…For a goofy ass (maybe even annoying)surprise. What, I thought it was funny. It doesn’t work in Firefox 4 because that browser sucks dick with real html5 support and I’m too lazy to get it to work. And if you’re using IE, go eat yourself.

Bonus points if you tell me where it’s from in the comments. Maybe even guest blogger status. I’d be impressed.

More Evidence I Won’t Be Living Long


Remember how I wrote about how I was going to drop dead earlier than normal because I sit all day? Welp, time to apply for the sanitation or start my own landscaping business or something. Looks like I’ll be kicking it at 53 years old because I sit all day long. New infographic to prove it.

Hey you know what? Maybe I’ll just throw nonstop ragers. I never stood more in my life than at college parties. That’ll solve this all.

PS – who sits around and makes these things all day long? Obviously this can’t be legit, right?