Author: Portfolioso


Well, That’s Why He’s Down the Tubes


A classic from the year 2003 that my HS assholes will remember:

And you thought I was down the tubes in high school. HA.

Fucker Stole My WordPress Theme


D-Rob you dog! First you ask me for help with WordPress then you jack the theme I’m using. What a dick.

Nah, just messin. iNove is GPL’d so I can’t say shit. Anyway, check out this little redheaded Jew’s entertainment blog: http://drobmedia.wordpress.com



My Boy @ShavingFoams Knows…


You read this bottom up, Twitter noobs:

Since my Twitter is private, here is a sneak insight into it...

Cell Phone Ban When Crossing the Street?


CBS NY– After targetingdistracted drivers, some New York lawmakers want to go after distracted walkers. They are looking to ban them from using iPods, music players and cell phones while walking and crossing the street.

Who is this assclown Senator Kruger? Since when can’t I listen to music or talk while I walk? This is a bunch of nonsense. If people are too stupid to pay attention while walking and talking on a cell phone, they deserve to get hit by a car. But if you’re like me and can handle it just fine, it’s nonsense.

How about passing other laws, like forcing the MTA not to raise fares to like $563/month?