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Jennifer Lawrence Looks Like an Asshole with Short Hair

November 13th, 2013 2:55pm No comments

jennifer-lawrence-hair-beauty-news-leadBro. The fuck did you do to yourself? This is some self mutilation caliber shit. She looks more butch than Ellen DeGeneres. There is nothing worse than when smoking hot chicks shave their head and look like shit thereafter. This is a serious issue. Like… I no longer want to bang her serious.

Emma Watson pulled this shit in 2010. Don’t you people learn?

PS – I’d still do everything to her

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I’m Not Embarrassed to Admit This Story Made Me Bawl My Eyes Out

March 20th, 2013 1:29am No comments

So it’s the 10 year (and one day) anniversary of the U.S invading Iraq. The internet has been buzzing with this dude Tomas Young’s story. I didn’t know about any of this. I didn’t know about the documentary Body of War and just watched the trailer now. You can call me a pussy all you want, but I was absolutely bawling by the time this trailer was over. Like… if you don’t at least tear up, you don’t have a soul:


Anywho, this poor dude is on his deathbed. He also wrote a pretty accurate, poignant fuck you letter to Bush and Cheney. I mean shit. If someone wrote this about me, I wouldn’t know what to do.

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PS – Eddie Vedder did some of the music in that documentary and I need him to sing me to sleep.


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There’s Three Ways of Doing Things…

February 18th, 2013 2:19am No comments


Just Ace Rothstein being a mother fuckin’ boss. I love this movie. I love this quote and live by it.

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