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Yankee Problems
I hate when we lose to teams who have bloated, ugly fans who puke on people. It’s unacceptable to lose to a team that you beat in the World Series the previous year. And a team that only had 9 or so wins in their last 20 games. The fucking Mets are better than the Phillies.
Problems:
- Never hold fuckin boxing matches at the Yankee Stadium. Do you see the outfield grass? It looks diseased. Gardener slipped on the half assed turf they put down it and it cost us a run. Fire that grounds crew!
- Yes Network needs to stop playing this stupid fucking commercial. The song is awful and reminds me of a preschool tune. Plus, I don’t want to look at 1980s Hondas. Cars in the 80s look like tiny, tin boxes of shit.
- Fuck Jose Contraras. He sucked in 2003-4 when he played for us, and now he shuts us down. Go back to Cuba.
- Andy Pettite should urinate all over the starting lineup and bullpen, because the poor guy worked hard and everyone didn’t care.
- Paul O’Neill – get out of the YES broadcast booth and start throwing water coolers at the players. It’ll motivate them.
- Placido Pollanco can suck it. I have is Philly ass on my fantasy team. If the Phillies are going to unload runs on the Yankees, I should at least getfantasy points out of it. But he’s like 1-9 in the series
- Joba, Marte and the rest of the bullpen sucks my fucking balls. Especially Joba – I haven’t seen him pitch well since last season.
- It’s a requirement that MLB umpires are blind, because they can’t make calls for shit. Fuckin David Patterson would make a better umpire than these jokers.
- Tampa Bay lost again. The Yankees could have taken first place solo. But no…
- Someone bring me a cheese steak. It’s the only good thing that comes out of that garbage city.
- Stop texting me. My phone just DROID’ed 6 times in the past 10 seconds.
If the Yankees don’t slaughter Los Mets in the next three days, I will not be happy
Worst Call in the History of Baseball – Jim Joyce Should Be Hanged
Armando Galaraga was one out away from a perfect game. He would have had it – the last out was a routine ground ball, but blind idiot umpire Jim Joyce called Indians shortstop Jason Donald safe, even though he was clearly out by two feet.
Umpire Jim Joyce pretty much ruined this kid’s life. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity blown. Jim Joyce shouldn’t just lose his job over this. He should receive the death penalty. Actually fuck that, it’s too humane. He should be stoned to death outside the baseball hall of fame.
According to Adam Schefter’s Twitter: “Oops. If I’m Bud Selig, I award the first 28-out perfect game in baseball history to Armando Galaraga. Selig would be right – and applauded.”
MLB umpires suck ass and need to get their shit together. If this keeps it up, I’m giving up baseball.
Is This Sign Racist?
Matsui returned to Yankee Stadium today – in an Angels uniform and got a lot of love from the Yankees players. YES camera people decided to look around the stadium to look for signs of people with nice messages for Matsui. I saw this one and was like what? I can’t tell if the producer is racist and did that on purpose or if he had no idea that sign is jokingly making fun of Matsui. What do you say?
Chan Ho Park Just Made Me Piss My Pants
There is absolutely no way this crazy bastard understands what the word diarrhea means. There’s just no way any man, no matter what nationality you are, can talk about diarrhea with a straight face, especially to reporters. I mean look at the guy, he’s dead serious. For all we know, Swish told him it meant headache or something. All I know is that if I’m the reporter with the mic, I’d be standing in a puddle of my own piss and shit, because I’d be dying laughing.
The guy literally pitched shitty the first game. I’ll forgive him then
Jesus Christ, A.J
June 22, 2010
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Look what you did, you useless bastard.
Someone send this fuckin southern tobacco spitting hick AJ Burnett back to AAA until he learns how to pitch. Asshole is a guaranteed loss for the Yankees. Last 4 starts? All losses. He’s quickly turning into the new Jeff Weaver asshole of this team.
Stop fighting with every single catcher and throw the ball somewhere not right down the middle of the plate. This proves that A.J is gay with Jose Molina, because when anyone else is behind the plate, he blows.
This guy got more destroyed than the time Tom Cleary did dizzy bats in townhouse 15 and wiped out an entire beer pong table.
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