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Get a Load of this Dickhead Corrupt Judge


The Independent -An American judge known for his harsh and autocratic courtroom manner was jailed for 28 years for conspiring with private prisons to hand young offenders maximum sentences in return for kickbacks amounting to millions of dollars.Mark Ciavarella Jr. was ordered to pay $1.2m in restitution after he was found to be a figurehead in the conspiracy that saw thousands of children unjustly punished in the name of profit in the case that became known as kids for cash. The Pennsylvania Supreme Court has overturned some 4,000 convictions issued by the former Luzerne County judge between 2003 and 2008, claiming he violated the constitutional rights of the juveniles – including the right to legal counsel and the right to intelligently enter a plea. Ciavarella Jr, 61, was tried and convicted of racketeering charges earlier this year but his lawyers had asked for a reasonable sentence, claiming that he had already been punished enough.

Fuck this guy. 28 years is too kind. He should be stoned to death. Ruined 4000 kids lives because he was getting cash kickbacks. Don’t do that my dude. If you want to go intoracketeering, you go into waste management. Duh. Just don’t falsely imprison people.

This Ass Pillow Is A Stupid Idea


https://bootypillows.com/ -The story of the Booty PillowTM is quite simple. Lull was laying on a girl’s butt/small of her back. He thought to himself, Man, this is really comfortable. I wish I could just take this and keep it. It feels so great! The next day, he called Nic, told him the story, and then said, We should make Booty Pillows! Nic laughed and followed, I’m down. Let’s do it! The rest is history. TheBooty PillowTM is now ready to be enjoyed by the mAsses. Get yours today!

 

This is a bunch of nonsense. Who would spend $30 on this crap. Go get a real ass.

My First Chiptune (Well… A remix)


Last Saturday’s song(s) of the week featured chiptunes / keygen music. So I was playing around in OpenMPT and messing with some samples and patterns I found in a song file from an old game and came up with this:

Note about the music player above: The embed thingy above should be using html5 audio tag and play within your browser. It should work in Firefox 3.6, Chrome, Safari and Opera. Embedded is an .ogg file which is an open source format with great compression and high quality. HTML5 supports .ogg playback so your computer doesn’t need any special software. If you’re using some piece of shit browser like IE, it will generate a flash fallback player, but the file will not play because Flash doesn’t natively playback .ogg format. For fuck’s sake, use Firefox or Chrome)

The original song was featured on the level Medevo in the 1994 DOS game Jazz Jackrabbit. I thought it had potential but didn’t like how it was sequenced, so I completely changed it up. Let’s say I made it a little bit more… Keygen-ish. If this interests you contact me for the original version to see how much it changed. I promise it’s not really like the original. $heep named devimo because it’s a scramble of medevo, the original level name.

Download the .XM file here (plays in WinAMP or VLC). XM

What’s an .xm file? XM files, or eXtended Modules, contain numerous small (less than one second) sound samples in them. The music is sequenced on the fly using patterns. Meaning the samples. Think of it like an autotune. In this track, each drum sound is a sample along with the ahhh, the synth sound, a bass sound and the electronic sound chirpy sound. All you do is make patterns out of sounds and loop it. That’s how the file is so small.

Enjoy. And if you don’t like it, I don’t care. I do.