Category: Useless Update
F Dollar Coins. No Wonder This Country is Beyond Broke
NPR– We recently reported on the the government’s failed effort to persuade Americans to use dollar coins. But the coins have found at least one group of fans: Travel enthusiasts who buy thousands of dollar coins with credit cards that award frequent-flier miles for purchases. Once in possession of the coins shipped to them by the government for free they can deposit them into their bank accounts and pay off the credit card bills. The result: a free ticket to anywhere.
That’s it. I’m moving to fucking Sweeden because this country is out of control. Whose idiotic idea was it to use dollar coins. Dudes don’t want to carry around coins. The only time I see them is in train station vending machines. That’s it.
But that’s not what I’m ranting about. We actually have a program that promotes the distribution f this crap? So you mean to tell me I can blow my entire credit card limit on these shits and get rewards points? Fuck man, something is wrong here. Not only does this country waste money because it costs more to make a coin vs a piece of paper, but they have to ship them? What the hell is this crap! Smells like a waste to me…
One time, Danny tried paying for a beer with dollar coins and the bartender fucking threw us right out of the bar. Legit kicked out. That’s how pissed off she got. Straight up insult. f that noise.
This Reporter is So Dumb, It’s Borderline Hot
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL_wBf5-92U
Uhhh. What kind of joke news channel is this, hiring giggly 18 year old girls who are awful at speaking the news. Stop being so dramatic, it’s only a little sprinkle. I’m pretty sure if a helicoptor dumped thousands of gallons of water directly on you, it would hurt. I can get this bitch wetter than that helicopter did.
If You’re Going to Hack Fox News’ Twitter, At Least Do it Right, Assholes
So the rage on the internet right now is about how Fox News’ Twitter was hacked and tweeted that Barack Obama was assassinated. Welp, if you read the tweets, they sound so fucking stupid and non-legit that a 7 year old would be able to tell you they’re fake:
“2 gunshot wounds proved too much”
“Bled out”
“The shooter will be found”
“RIP Obama”
…And my personal favorite:
“In such a time of madness, there’s light at the end of the tunnel”
Whoever did this is a moron because obviously the person can’t write. I mean, how unconvincing are these? It was obviously written by some 14 year old. Might as well have written “President is dead, bros” Kids these days…. If you’re going to hack something and wreak havoc, you might as well do it properly. Sound official you stupid idiot.
PS – Fucking Fox News. Secure your shit. This is security 101.
Bring Me These Samsung Galaxy S II Girls
Not sure what I want more. The phone, or these two sluts. Or both.
On second thought, they’re probably old and not as hot as I initially thought. But whatever. They’re no Meg so it’s okay in my book.
This Bald Ass Facebook Pic I Was Tagged in is Freaking Me Out
July 16, 2011
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I cut my face out because I'm a paranoid asshole
This is a bunch of horse shit. How did this even happen? Was it the angle? I look like I’m fuckin 48 and bald. I can’t be bald right? It’s gotta be a combo of the camera angle, lighting and background right? I better not go bald anytime soon. This pic is legitimately freaking me out.
Vote 1 if I’m going bald in two years and 10 for a bad angle/background.
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