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Fuck Cats

Look at this asshole cat,purposelytrying to kill the shit out of his owner with a tv. Jump up there another time bro, why do it when the TV is unstable and there’s a bro on the floor. Then the guitar tips over. Cat probably hired an engineering firm to figure out how to get that shit to cause max damage domino effect.

Dogs wouldn’t do this at all.

Source:http://animalsbeingdicks.com (I am too cool for a Tumblr, so this is my ghetto version of sharing)

I Need to Catch Up With this Blog

Last June, I had like 50 blog posts at this point because I was out of control working in the school district all day sitting in the TV studio and blogging like it was my job. When the keypad of the back room started beeping and it was my boss, I would jolt up and bolt out the back door. Now that I have a real job and am a lazy fucking guy, I never blog much anymore. Not that anyone reads it. Except like 4 people. But that’s a good ass thing. Essentially, if anyone saw what I wrote they’d think I was a crazy guy. Well the answer is I’m not. I’m just fun. And half the shit I write is all a joke and for fun. So en-fuckin-joyyyyy.

If I Saw This T-Shirt One More Time, I’d Puke All Over Meg

I was at the Jersey Shore last weekend and I’ve never seen more of these shirts in my life. It was like Phillies central down there. Give me a quarter every time I saw one of these on the Boardwalk and I’d have the whole weekend covered. I’ve never even seen this shirt before in my life and I go away for a few days and 99/104 people had one on, or some variant of it. Assholes had this shittattooedon their foreheads.

Ill? Really Philly? That’s the best you can do?Philly is so awful. Their sports teams are awful. Their fans are horridband-wagoners. And most importantly, their people are ugly.

Rate this Old School Kevin Rose Drinking Video

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL8WmBwXQIw

How balling is this old school video of Kevin Rose chugging in 2006 ? It’s an outtake from TheBroken, which was an underground hack-y show Kevin Rose was involved with before he became mainstream and a Mac Fanboy. I mean…. I watched this shit so much in high school, no wonder I hit the bottle so much.

In summary: he has a chug-off with his co-host Dan Huard, who called him out for not being able to chug the rest of his 40. Then Huard starts chugging and can’t finish. Then Kevin just straight out owns him and chugs the rest and it’s total win. Rose just straight outclowningaround and heckling the guy for being a drinking pansy. Absolute win over here

“Fuck you and your bitch ass ways…”
“I watched how you were being a bitch”
“Somebody has some shit left and I don’t”

[ratings]

Edit: YouTube Deleted My Video

YouTube deleted my shit because of a Copyright claim. I need to find a way to reupload that clip and cut the music out which is licensed…

Will re-post soon.