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Rabbit’s Got The Right Idea

Valentines Day is in a few days. Let’s take some advice from Rabbit:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCCM_ZY2bXQ-woE&start=124

We must cancel Valentines Day! Whoever wrote this episode in the early 1990s was brilliant!

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PS – this show was my entire childhood and if you don’t have a soft spot for Winnie the Pooh, you are false.

PS again – Is Rabbit supposed to be a dude? Because he sure doesn’t sound like one. Since childhood, I always thought he was a woman because he PMSed on everyone 24/7 and was always in the garden and kitchen.

So Pissed I Didn’t Get This Picture

I’m walking down 23rd and Lex to this $1 pizza place which my coworker told me about (I’m going to get so fucking fat now) and there’s this old bro just killing it with a pimped out walker. Legit decrepit old man straight out of the veteran’s hospital or something, just strutting down 23rd st with bling all over his walker and a “BKLN IN DA HOUSE” sign tied on.Literally made my day.

Huge mistake not grabbing that pic. Would have been a classic.

Well, That’s Why He’s Down the Tubes

A classic from the year 2003 that my HS assholes will remember:

And you thought I was down the tubes in high school. HA.

My Boy @ShavingFoams Knows…

You read this bottom up, Twitter noobs:

Since my Twitter is private, here is a sneak insight into it...