Using “Suck a Dick” In a Derogatory Way
“That application sucks a dick”
“Fuck that asshole. He can go suck a dick”
I’m intrigued. Whenever I’m pissed at something, I say “X, Y and Z can go suck a dick.” Because that’s gross. But like… Suppose you’re a slut and you like a fat dick in your mouth? Does it still mean the same? Could it be a positive thing? Like.. If you’re Skanky McSkankerson and I’m like… This thing sucks a dick.. She might be all like “oh awesome!”
Some ho enlighten me please!
It’s Not Cheating If You Bang Someone Else In Space, Right?
I’mmakingthis perfectly clear right now. If I ever get a chance to be an astronaut in space, if there’s some chick there, we’re definitely banging. Just so I can say it happened. It can’t be considered cheating, right? You’re not even on the same planet. There has to be some kind of interplanetary rule where it doesn’t count. Am I right, or am I right?
Thoughts?
I Hope Joseph Lhota and All MTA Board Members Die of Hepatitis
Fuck the entire MTA and their fare hikes. I hope anyone responsible for this fare hike dies in a bus fire. I’m broke as fuck and I have to pay these fuckers 9% more to ride antique broken down trains that fuck up 10 times out of 12. Crowds jammed ass to dick andpeople yelling at you forsteppingon their shoes. So this jerkoffchairmanwants a fare hike and then resigns to run for mayor? Fuck that noise.
I tell you what. Jump the mother fucking turnstyles. Puke, piss and shit all over the trains drunk. Swipe motherfuckers in for free. Fuck it. This is why we can’t have nice things.
PS- how do you pronounce that pussy assed name? Low-ta? Hoe-ta? La-hota? Fuckin dickbreath.
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January 15, 2013
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