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Using “Suck a Dick” In a Derogatory Way
“That application sucks a dick”
“Fuck that asshole. He can go suck a dick”
I’m intrigued. Whenever I’m pissed at something, I say “X, Y and Z can go suck a dick.” Because that’s gross. But like… Suppose you’re a slut and you like a fat dick in your mouth? Does it still mean the same? Could it be a positive thing? Like.. If you’re Skanky McSkankerson and I’m like… This thing sucks a dick.. She might be all like “oh awesome!”
Some ho enlighten me please!
It’s Not Cheating If You Bang Someone Else In Space, Right?
I’mmakingthis perfectly clear right now. If I ever get a chance to be an astronaut in space, if there’s some chick there, we’re definitely banging. Just so I can say it happened. It can’t be considered cheating, right? You’re not even on the same planet. There has to be some kind of interplanetary rule where it doesn’t count. Am I right, or am I right?
Thoughts?
If Your Email Gets Hacked By a Virus, You’re a Dumb Bitch
January 24, 2013
Computer/ Tech Related, Rants
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You know what really pisses me off? Fucking getting an email from some random person I haven’t spoken to in years with a virus-y spam link to some hacked WordPress install. First off, if you run a WordPress site, secure your shit you dumb bastards. Don’t get hacked. Secondly, please explain to me how the hell you even get a virus these days. Did you actually like go to the link and run some shit? Did you not use Chrome (it’s sandboxed, cunts – you legit have to fucking try to get a virus from that shit and Google gives you $50,000 if you prove you can hack it).
PS – These fucking SQL scripts are running for hours. Bastards.