Bitches Have Some Nerve Emailing me 4.5MB MS Publisher Files
Is this woman a comedian or something? It’s like 2012. Who in their good mind has the audacity to email a Microsoft Publisher file? Does Microsoft Publisher still even exist? Wasn’t that discontinued with Office 2003?I personally guarantee you that out of the 500 people she sent it to, absolutely no one will be able to open the file.
“Oh but if you can’t open it, we’ll MAIL it to you.” Are you a fucking idiot wasting money on postage? No wonder my school taxes are like $39,854 dollars per minute. Print it to a PDF, assmunch! Everyone can open PDFs and it’s been a standard since 1999.
And this my friend, is a high school business teacher who has a lot of power around the joint.Matter of fact, it’sthe same joker who fucked up our prom seating chartback in the day.
Pretty Sure The Fucking 4 and 5 Trains Cut 12 Years off My Life
You know what fucking sucks? The piece of shit Lexington Avenue subway line at 8AM and fucking downtown New York. Fuck downtown New York. It’s an absolute shithole. Fuckinplacegets demolished in 2001 and it’s still a fucking shithole 11 years later. Construction everywhere, dust, narrow streets mobbed with fucking tourists wearing Statue of Liberty hats, it goes on and on. Ever since we moved downtown, everything fucking sucks.
For the past two weeks, it has been impossible to get onto a fucking subway train on the 4/5 line around 8AM. There are literally hundreds of people mobbed around each door trying to get in. When the train pulls into the station it’s already jammed full like a fuckin sardine can. So what happens? Three people can fit on the train and no one goes anywhere. I had more fun waiting online for 3 hours for fucking Kingda Ka at Six Flags in the 90 degree, humid summer heat than standing on the platform like an asshole.
And fucking today, the trains were coming like every 15 minutes, so there was no fucking flow. Usually they show up every few minutes. This is something new. For the past two weeks, I’ve seen motherfuckers puking in cars, mechanicalfailures, psychopaths getting arrested, homeless pissingthemselves, police activity, ass to dick crowd action. Anything to delay me!Jesusfucking Christ!
So I’m dying 12 years sooner because it’s not healthy to be angry, stressed, jammed in like sardines, and be in close contact with nasty ass fucking homeless bums with TB.
I promise you that when I worked in midtown, I didn’t have to deal with this shit.So a big FUCK you to the MTA and the Financial District. Now I’m working from home next week
Bridgeport Is Byfar the Worst Shithole That Exists in the USA
At this rate, I think it’s worse than Detroit. Seriously… I’d rather live in fuckin Panem! Who the fuck would ever want to live in Bridgeport? At least live in like Harlem or the South Bronx or Bed Stuy or some crap like that. If you want to get murdered, get murdered NYC style. Not in some burned out has been in the middle of Connecticut. Absolute shithole.
Anyone follow T.C’s twitter? I mean come on. Here are the highlights of living in Bridgeport in the year 2012 folks! Looks awesome!
Flawless Logic, Revisited
So I was chillin with some peeps tonight and I brought up my flawless logic and it caused a massive yelling debate, which was awesome and a half. If you are not familiar with my flawless logic, read it here, because it’s the absolute shit.Do not read on until you are familiar with my logic…
Anyway… For demo purposes, I will be explaining this from a heterosexual male point of view. So pretty much, say you get the opportunity to hook up with some chick who has a boyfriend and do it. IS this wrong? Surely not! I say you are 99% in the clear and its not your fault. So I mention this to the people I was chilling with and OBVIOUSLY all the women BLEW UP on me, disagreed and were like…. “Bull.Shit. Obviously it’s your fault – if you know someone is in a relationship, you should respect that.” And they started giving me all this shit. Okay – I can understand if they’re in a relationship with one of your good friends and shit – then I agree – it’s off limits and if you hoo kup with you’re boy’s girl, you’re a fuckign dirtbag. But if it’s some rando dude you don’t give a fuck aboyt, that shit does NOT count. Come on! She’s throwing herself at you. She wants it. You want it. If she was faithful, she wouldn’t cheat. There’s no other logic necessary. These women are all like… Well, it’s like 60% her fault and 30% the guys fault… NO. Way… Like 98% the girls fault for being a skank ass. They were giving me all this shit about karma and shit. I am an avid believer in karma (“if you do that your next GF will cheat on you), but karma does NOT apply to this situation. No way. If I pick a girl who cheats on me,obviouslyI had some shitty taste – I should pick girls who don’t cheat.
Don’t even try to argue with this shit. It’s not even possible. This is like scientifically proven.
Q.E.D
PS – I’m going to ask the gays tomorrow and get their opinion. They’re never wrong.
Want To Put a Stop To Police Chiefs Getting Killed in Drug Busts? Stop Doing Drug Busts
April 13, 2012
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Fuck the drug busts man. Look what just happened. This poor bastard went out and got himself killed for no reason. Just… Fuck it. Stop the assholes doing their DUIs so they don’t kill anyone. Stop the people murdering people or fighting people. But let people do whatever else they want, as long as they’re not hurting anyone else or interfering with anyone else’s personal thing. Huge drug dealer? Whatever. Would’ve saved more lives.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWBemc6_KbM
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