Welp, Looks Like My Brain is Fucked
Mashable -Unlike drugs and alcohol, excess Internet usage could help your career, make you more informed and keep you up-to-date with the latesthilarious memes. But a recent (small) study by researchers in China showed that too much Internet usage to the point that it’s an addiction can cause structural damage to your brain.
Welp, that’s it folks. I used the internet nonstop since like 2003. Shit. Looks like my life is fucked now. No wonder I got progressively stupider in college every year… Thought I was an alcoholic in college? PSH…Amateurhour… If the internet is going to ruin mybrain, I might as well go on a bender. Bring me coke. Bring me alcohol. Bring me weed. Fuck it. might as well get hooked on harcore drugs.
Mitt Romney is a Cold-hearted Dick [Video]
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9cn0M_AFWg
This is old and from 2007, but that doesn’t matter. His response was basically like “Yeah fuck yourself. You’re going to die and I can’t get your vote, so you’re useless.” The guy is sick as shit. Who is he bothering if he wants to blaze it up. Better than taking fucking opium and shit like that… If either Romney or Obama becomes the next president, I’m out this bitch.
PS – You know who’s equally as ignorant? The jackass who posted the YouTube video and couldn’t spell dying properly. Fucking ignorant Americans…
Edit – Like a boss. The dude corrected his spelling.
Ridiculous Tweets from Arizona
My twitter is private because I’m a crazy bastard. I am being generous in 2012 and providing screenshots of some of the absolute nonsense that got tweeted whist I was away for anyone not worthy enough to follow me on twitter. Completely out of control:
My favorite:
If Someone Posts This Fucking Picture One More Time, I Swear…
I think 9 out of 10 women I am friends with on Facebook posted this picture and were like OMG OMG OMG OMG. Shut the fuck up. I get it, you all want to bang Neville. Enough! Anyway, here’s how the dudes really are (right to left for all you fuckups who know nothing about Harry Potter):
- Neville looks like a normal dude
- Rupert has a stupid ass name, big titties and is one of the ugliest fucking guys I’ve seen in my life.
- Daniel is fuckingemaciated, has a stupid shaped head and is a ghostly sheet of paper
- Malfoy looks like a punk ass and has a goofy smile
PS – This is generally true though. Back in high school and shit, I wasn’t cool at all. Now look at me. I’m a fucking stud. Holler!
Social Media Don’t Lie
January 16, 2012
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Considering this chart came from Faux News, I think this says something:
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