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Idiotic Congress Declares Pizza a Vegetable
This is why we can’t have nice things in the United States. We have a tanking economy, 10% unemployment,impending internet censorship, useless hippies occupying everything and not contributing dick to society, riots, crumbling roads etc…and what are our dumbfuck politicians worried about? Declaring pizza a vegetable. Are you fucking kidding me.
No wonder everyone here is a porker and Europeans make fun of us.Seriously, fuck this dumbass country. It’s going to shit because no one learns from history. All superpowers end. The US is fucking finished.
BRB. I have to go to the farmers market. Ihaveto pick up some pizza seeds and grow some pizzas.
It’s Obama’s Fucking Fault Banks are Charging Ridiculous Fees
You’ve all heard that Bank of America is going to start charging a $5 monthly debit card fee if you use your debit card, right? Who the fuck wants to pay more money? I’m fucking broke.
Many other banks are starting to charge crazy fees if you don’t meet minimum balances. Now normally, I’d be like “fuck these banks, screw big business, they’re greedy and they’re out to bleed everyone” That’s true. But this is America. The point is for there to be a free market. If you are talented enough to build up a business and make money, that means you’re fucking good and you are doing something right. Hate big business? Look at Apple. Everyone loves Apple, so shut the fuck up. They’re not a big business? They don’t exploit Chinese workers in Foxconn factories making 4 cents per day manufacturing iPhone screens and then jumping off the roof because their life sucks? This is why Apple is a multi-billion dollar company.
So why are these banks charging fees? Here’s why:
In October, theDodd-Frank financial reformlaw will lower interchange fees, which is the amount banks can charge retailers for debit transactions. Fees for retailers will shrink from 44 cents to a cap of 24 cents, which has led some debit card issuers to seek other ways to make up that revenue.
[according to a Bank of America Statement]: This new fee allows us to continue to offer the convenience of a debit card with the full range of added features customers have come to expect, including fraud protection and monitoring, special savings programs and other services, a bank memo stated, according to Dow Jones.
Here are my views:
- This is America. I am laissez faire. Stop fucking regulating this shit. It causes problems.
- To a certain extent, we still need to make sure that companies aren’t screwing people though.
- The minute you start overregulating and control-freaking shit, who gets screwed? The people. Yes, the people. Because these corporations are like… Fuck this – if I have to pay more, you have to pay more. It makes sense… And the innocent working people getscrewed. The middle class gets screwed. There is no more middle class because we’re paying fucking bank fees all day and Jamal over there on the corner is blazing it up, collecting disability,welfareand food stamps and selling crack. Bro’s doing better than I am.
Lies! That’s Not How It Goes
Gizmodo -Obama Kills Osama Collectible Figurine Should Be Made Into a Giant Statue.A Limited Edition, this jewel could be yours for only $129.
Fuck the people who created this piece of shit. That’s not how it goes. Obama is NOT a badass, didn’t shoot Osama in the head and didn’t change a fucking thing since he took office. Navy Seals killed Osama (if they even did and it wasn’t just a big publicity stunt. Where’s the proof?) Also, to hell with thise asshole Jesus Diaz over at Gizmodo who actually praises this thing.
Here is a list of things I’d rather do with $130 than to buy this fucking false action figure
- Drink it away by myself
- Buy drinks for my coworkers
- Buy drinks for my friends
- Buy drinks for strangers for no reason
- Give it to a homeless bum so he can buy weed
- Flush it down the toilet
- Wipe my ass with it
- Eat it
- Douse it in rubbing alcohol and light it on fire
- Pay 5 midget Mexicans to tie me down and whip me for 45 minutes
- You get the point…
Then we wonder why countries hate the shit out of the United States. This is the reason folks.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMvFsVdkzqY
These are the Jokers Protecting This Country
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6b54bZepoA
Really smart, bros. Way to drive your tank completely underwater. Unless your shit is an amphibious vehicle you might want to like… not do that. See, this is why this country is going to shit. These are the jokers we have protecting us during national emergencies. Just doing stupid crap, going and getting themselves in danger… Wasting government money and destroying equipment.
GET A BOAT, YA SHITS.
Rick Santorum Is an Official Joke and Should Kill Himself
January 6, 2012
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I can’t believe the majority of
votersignorant fucking bastards in Iowa voted for this joke shop in the primary. This guy literally came out of nowhere and is a moron.This man is ridiculous. Who the fuck does he think he is:Off topic rant/ TLDR:
I don’t deal with political parties. That’s the problem with this country. How about we just get someone who makes sense. Forget all of this “political party” bullshit. Protip:Obama is a fucking idiot. The rest of the Republican party are all fuck ups. Ron Paul does not count. He shouldn’t be classified as a Republican because he actually knows what the fuck he’s doing (in theory – obviously even if by some miracle he is elected, Congress won’t let him change shit). Sadly, he has no chance of winning because the media hates him and this country is brainwashed by Faux News which is making him out to be a crackpot old fool who hates America. They also tell people that Iran is developing nuclear weapons and long range missiles. Fuck Iran. Let them develop nuclear missiles. Long range for them is 200 miles. They can’t hit the fucking United States for shit. If a Republican is elected, we’re starting a war with Iran guaranteed. The only reason why terrorists attack America is because we are the world fucking police and stick our nose in their country for absolutely no reason. Countries don’t declare war these days. Also, stop giving foreign aid to everyone. Fuck everyone else. There are poor people here we need to help. Ron Paul was like “I would stop all foreign aid, including Israel” and Jews flipped a shit. Well guess what. Israel is fucking strong. Everyone is required to join the military. They can defend themselves.
Roman fucking Empire over here… Just go to war with everyone and collapse and burn for economic reasons. Doesn’t anyone learn from fucking history. Jesus Christ on the cross.
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