Month: March 2004
Challenge Solved
Finally! Someone who knows how to use a computer!! Johnny Funz was the first person to solve the (extremely easy) challenge located here. Congrats and I’m expecting all you other fools to figure it out. It’s really not hard. Use your brain. By the way, no prize is going to be issued. I never said there would be a prize.
Edit 3/2005: Damn – it took you dumbasses that long to figure it out? HA!
Never Mess with Me
Just keep in mind that you shouldn’t send pranks to my site feedback thing or post prank crap on my message board. Noting gets by me. You will be caught. I successfully caught someone who sent a nice little message yesterday. Please keep in mind that I can trace it to you!
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The history behind the nickname Portfolioso
March 9, 2004
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Portfolioso
Some people either didn’t know me for so long or can’t remember back a while. All of a sudden they see the name Portfolioso appear out of nowhere and wondered where that came from. Here’s the history behind it. In 6th grade I was in Roblin’s class screwing around all the time. When we had free time I was always talking to people. So Lee used to call me Cef0l1oso (which never lasted). Anyway I always used to check stocks on the computer with Connolly all the time… (The quicken.com portfolio to be exact.) Therefore Portfolio+ oso, but that didn’t sound too good so it was made into Portfolioso.