Month: March 2004

Janet Jackson Sucks

Portfolioso March 31, 2004 No Comments Useless Update

Wow. Where do I begin. Anyway, the new album Damita Jo was released. I’d like to know how this plastic woman is even popular. So yeah, about this new CD

Here is what her real CD Cover looks like
Here is what her CD cover should look like [NSFW]
I’ve been asked by many people to place a warning pertaining the second link so here goes: Warning: Image may be offensive and cause you to gouge your eyes out at the site of that ugly thing.

New Logo

Portfolioso March 30, 2004 No Comments Website Related

If you see a funky little design to the left of my main page, that is my new logo. I was doodling one day and said “Hey! This looks cool.” So I drew it in MS Paint making sure it was perfectly symmetrical, and bingo! New Logo for this site.

In case you didn’t know, that is the seasonal image section of my site. So if it’s Halloween, expect a pumpkin there and so on… But when nothing is going on, my logo will be there.

Great News for Sports Fans!

Portfolioso March 26, 2004 No Comments Useless Update

The YES Network, MSG and FSNY are now part of the Family cable package! You no longer need iO to get them for free. If you do not have iO digital cable, you will not have to pay $4.95 extra for the sports package (or $0.99 per channel if you purchased them individually). Now, you can watch your Yankees or Mets on any TV, even one without a cable box! w00t!!


Portfolioso March 22, 2004 No Comments School Related

I would just like to point out to a certain chemistry teacher that homogeneous has no L in it. It is pronounced ho-mo-jean-e-us. NOT ho-mo-lodge-in-us. OK? Just wanted to inform you to avoid further embarrassment and to prevent me from going hysterical in class…

Twisted Smurf Week

Portfolioso March 15, 2004 No Comments Useless Update

I declare this week “Twisted Smurf Week” because I said so. Don’t Ask. Just turn your speakers up.

This site will be back to normal next week and won’t have random music on it. (If you have dialup I feel bad for you)

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