Year: 2004


Martha Stewart


Today is the first day Martha Stewart is in jail on vacation. This is the biggest joke. Yes, she does deserve to be in jail for what she did, but who considers this jail? It’s more like paradise. The prisoners get to walk around and do whatever. This is a prison for rich women, most of whom are there on drug related charges.

It’s not too bad for Martha. She has a 2 week orientation period and will be assigned a job. The biggest joke is that the jobs are designed for someone like her: cooking, gardening and sewing clothes for inmates. Wow! All the things Martha enjoys doing! What a joke. And OJ is still roaming free after murdering his wife.

Verizon Introduces Faster DSL


Verizon Recently introduced a faster DSL plan that rivals cable. It has been boosted to 3 MBPS downstream and 768KBPS upstream. The old DSL ran about 1.5MBPS down and 128 KBPS up. For about the same price as cable, Verizon DSL now runs just as fast as cable, which runs anywhere from 2.5 – 4 MBPS (although I’ve rarely seen Optimum Online faster than 3MBPS). Of course, Verizon isn’t marketing this plan much, you’ll have to call for details.

This is nothing compared with what is to come. The future FIOS fiber optic service from Verizon will completely blow cable away. For the same price as the current DSL or cable, they will offer either 5 or 15 MBPS down and 2 MBPS up. Go Verizon!!!


Yet Another Dannyrob Buddy Icon


Marc pointed out to me a good icon for me to edit on badassbuddy.com, one that would fit Dannyrob perfectly…


Bored


Posting live from computer number 8 in the EHS Library!! W00t. Basically, this is just a random post because I happen to be bored and haven’t updated in a while. All my crazy classes are out of the way and the rest of my day’s easy. Dannyrob needed me to help him with physics lab, but I pretty muchy ignored the poor kid. Anyway, Brian is sitting next to me talking about his programming crap and Dannyrob can’t stop coughing. So that’s the story of my day.

Do Not Pop Your Collar


The term “popping your collar” refers to a shirt with the collar unfolded so it goes all the way up a person’s neck. Supposedly, it was made popular by some hip hop artists out there. Thankfully, this retarded trend hasn’t made it to this area yet, but I must educate you people to prevent it from happenning. Popping your collar is NOT in. You look like a damn moron.

Let’s examine. If you have a shirt with a collar, instead of wearing it normally, like this, idiots who “pop their collars” wear shirts looking like this. NOT COOL!!!

What are some reasons people do this? If they’re trying to keep their neck warm, then get a scarf. If they’re trying to be cool, they should understand that it isn’t cool and looks insane. Please be sure to point and laugh at anyone who pops their collar.