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Idiotic Congress Declares Pizza a Vegetable

November 17th, 2011 11:18am Leave a comment

This is why we can’t have nice things in the United States. We have a tanking economy, 10% unemployment, impending internet censorship, useless hippies occupying everything and not contributing dick to society, riots, crumbling roads etc… and what are our dumbfuck politicians worried about? Declaring pizza a vegetable. Are you fucking kidding me.

No wonder everyone here is a porker and Europeans make fun of us. Seriously, fuck this dumbass country. It’s going to shit because no one learns from history. All superpowers end. The US is fucking finished.

BRB. I have to go to the farmers market. I have to pick up some pizza seeds and grow some pizzas.

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  1. Rio
    November 18th, 2011 at 00:05 | #1

    I WANNA GROW PIZZAS! COUNT ME IN!

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