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How Unlucky Do You Have to Be To Get Struck In the Balls By Lightning?

May 7th, 2012 10:26am Leave a comment

Gizmodo – A lightning struck a 53-year-old man’s scrotum and then exited his body through one of his feet in Madrid, Spain. The good news: he survived. The bad news: his testicles were burned. A lucky man. Or maybe not.

Can you please explain to me how the hell you go about getting your sac struck by lightning? Does this dude have a huge, metallic dick? This has to be one of the shittiest things to ever happen to a dude.

I mean… Is the guy ruined for life? Can he have kids anymore?  As shitty as this sounds, it’s pretty sweet. You know how many mad honeys this bro can score by telling this story? Limitless. And if your balls don’t work right anymore, you don’t even have to worry about knocking anyone up.

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