Category: Useless Update


CVS Is a Stupid Fucking Corporation and I Hope they Go Bankrupt


Boston.com – As CVS sharpens its focus on customer health, the nation’s second-largest drugstore chain will tweak its corporate name and stop the sale of tobacco nearly a month sooner than planned. CVS Caremark said it will now be known as CVS Health, effective immediately. The signs on its roughly 7,700 drugstores won’t change, so the change may not register with shoppers. However, those customers will see a big change when they check out. The cigars and cigarettes that used to fill the shelves behind store cash registers have been replaced with nicotine gum and signs urging visitors to kick the tobacco habit.

CVS and other drugstores have delved deeper into customer health in recent years, in part to serve the aging baby boom generation and the millions of uninsured people who are expected to gain coverage under the federal health care overhaul. While competitors Walgreen Co. and Rite Aid Corp. still sell tobacco, they’ve all started offering more health care products and added walk-in clinics to their stores while expanding the care they provide.

”We’re doing more and more to extend the front lines of health care,” CVS CEO Larry Merlo said.

CVS still stocks its shelves with sugary snacks and other foods that are considered unhealthy. But company executives have been quick to point out that while chocolate bars in moderation pose little health risk, no amount of tobacco is considered safe.

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me, CVS. This has got to be one of the most idiotic policies I’ve ever heard in my life – banning tobacco. Is smoking bad? Yes. Do I like cigarettes? For sure not. I hate them and think they’re fucking disgusting and shorten your life for no reason. But this is a free country and if you’re a smoker, you should be able to smoke if you want to kill yourself.CVS banning cigarettes because they’re re-branding themselves as a “health” company is fucking ridiculous. Geta load of this quote: “while chocolate bars in moderation pose little health risk, no amount of tobacco is considered safe.So you’re telling me that if I take one puff of a cigarette, I will 100% get lung cancer? You fucking idiots. If you want to be a healthcare company, why not also stop selling alcohol – it destroys people’s livers. Why not bansoda – not for the sugar, but because it has cancer causing chemicals including sodium benzoate which breaks down into benzine, which is a carcinogen. Ban bleach – kids can drink that and die. Ban Tylenol – it destroys your liver. Ban potato chips – it has fat and calories and cholesterol. Ban it all! Sell nothing! Assholes.

I am all about less government regulation and corporations should be able to do anything they want, as long as it’s reasonable. Yes, CVS is a company and can refuse to sell anything they don’t want to. But look at it this way: Cigarettes aren’t profitable. With all the fucking government regulation, licenses and other bullshit, you might actually lose money selling cigarettes. So if CVS thinks it’s unprofitable and wants to save money, they should be like “Hey. The United States Government is a piece of shit that taxes the fuck out of us selling this cancer causing shitty product, so for us to stop losing money, we are choosing to stop selling cigarettes.” If that was the reason given, I’d respect them 100%. But don’t give me this bullshit that you’re a healthcare company. The CEO couldn’t give two fucks about the common man’s health and is concerned about lining his pockets and his company’s pockets. So BLOW ME if you think my logic is wrong, because it’s not.

But hey, look at their stock. It’s through the roof, so what the fuck do I know:

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Geeky Scripting Shit


I am blogging this for my own good because I always fucking forget the difference between this shit and lost the link. It was explained super well on StackOverflow. Sorry if you don’t give a fuck about it or it’s not funny. Whatever dudes.

A windows batch file (called.batorcalled.cmd) can be called from another batch file (caller.batorcaller.cmd) or interactive cmd.exe prompt in several ways:

  1. direct call:called.bat
  2. using call command:call called.bat
  3. using cmd command:cmd /c called.bat
  4. using start command:start called.bat

Answers:

  1. the batch file will be executed by the current cmd.exe instance (or a new cmd.exe instance if, for instance, double-clicked in Explorer).
  2. same as #1, only has an effect when used inside a batch/cmd file. In a batch file, without ‘call’, the parent batch file ends and control passes to the called batch file; with ‘call’ runs the child batch file, and the parent batch file continues with statements following call.
  3. runs the batch file in a new cmd.exe instance.
  4. start will run the batch file in a new cmd.exe instance in a new window, and the caller will not wait for completion.

Source:http://stackoverflow.com/questions/2607856/several-ways-to-call-a-windows-batch-file-from-another-one-or-from-prompt-which

Metro North Wasn’t Fucking Around About SantaCon


Metro North ain’t fucking around here. Spamming my email about SantaCon like 12 times… Girls, if you don’t know how to sneak alcohol on the train, you’re an amateur hour.
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The NY Mets Can’t Sing for Shit


Typical Mets, always doing it wrong. Can’t Win. Bunch of tone-deaf jokesters. Laughingstock of NYC. This is the worst Christmas Medley since my 4th grade choir concert. My grandma could sing better.

The Fact that Some Local News Station Says that Connecticut has Great Pizza is Fucking Blasphemy


NEW HAVEN, CT (WFSB) -Connecticut is known for great pizza and now, a list shows that the nutmeg state has the number one pizza in the country.Pizzas from three restaurants in New Haven were named in TheDailymeal.com’s top 101 list. The site is devoted to news and trends about food and dining.Frank Pepe’s white clam pie was named the number one pizza in the country. Sally’s Apizza’s tomato pie was listed at number 7 and Modern Apizza’s Italian bomb pizza at 11.The sausage pie at Colony Pizza in Stamford was ranked number 27 and the Margherita pizza at Alforno in Old Saybrook was listed at number 68

I have a huge problem with thedailymeal.com and with this shitty ass local news station. The balls on them. Connecticut by far has the shittiest fucking pizza in the United States. Are you for real? I had Pepe’s in Fairfield. It’s decent compared with the rest of the other shitty places, there is no way that some New Haven place has the best pizza in the country. No way, I’d sign my life away on that. I mean come on. You have Chicago, Brooklyn, Long Guy Land. There is NO way in hell this is the best pizza.