Month: January 2004

NBC Censors are Weird

Portfolioso January 30, 2004 No Comments Useless Update

I was watching NBC and the weirdest thing happened. Censors don’t know anything. Some guy was like “Oh he’s an ass.” Ass was not bleeped (not that it should be…) Then a few minutes later another person was like “I’m gonna kick him in the n-bleep.” It was obvious that the guy said nuts because of the n sound. Now why would nuts be bleeped out? Nuts is under no circumstances as bad as ass. Do you understand the reasoning of the NBC censors? Neither do I.

OK so you want an update?

Portfolioso January 27, 2004 No Comments Useless Update

Attention people that beg me to “update your site.” I update it with useless things that are interesting. I’m not going to tell you that I took a shit, slept for an hour and went for a walk… Here’s the scoop. If nothing interesting happens, there will be no update. Basically, there’s midterms and I should be sleeping now. That’s all…

The irony…. An update about updates.

More AIM Hacking

Portfolioso January 18, 2004 No Comments Computer/ Tech Related

What better is there to do on a snowy day then to break into the buddyui.ocm file. Then, I located the strings that control various colors on the buddylist. So now I can have screennames in my famous lime green and a have a black AIM background.

Hexidecimal thingys are fun.

I was Bored and Hacked AIM

Portfolioso January 11, 2004 No Comments Computer/ Tech Related

Today was fun because I got bored and hacked AIM. If you use the right editor, you open up the AimRes.dll file and edit it to have a custom login image. Anyway, here is what my AIM looks like. And its not a screenshot that’s edited… I can prove it.


Christmas Break’s Shot And There Was No Sign Of Me The Whole Time

Portfolioso January 4, 2004 No Comments Useless Update

Ever notice how I’m never free to do shit? No kidding. This site was pretty much not updated the whole time (except with Useless stuff…. Wait that’s the point of this site… whatever)So my point is, when there’s school, there’s better posts… It’s just the way my brain works. The less time I have to fool around with this site (due to schoolwork), the more I update it!!! I roll like that. Anyway… off topic.

What did I do the whole time that I wasn’t seen in public? (Well maybe I’d go outside my door more often if I wasn’t so ugly but scratch that right now….) Friday, I fixed the piece of shit laptop and did all homework right away. The rest of break I was in Hawaii!!! Well maybe not but the following is true: I didn’t touch one single book! I also played a lot of Unreal, ate a lot, slept a lot, shit a lot, watched the entire third season of Curb Your Enthusiasm back to back (HBO rocks), went into NYC (where I saw a guy scratching his ass, then selling hotdogs), played more Unreal, excessively saw family members like a million times. Unfortunately, I missed Connolly’s little tournament and the other times that I wasn’t doing anything I was probably at Tony’s house.

Now that everyone’s depressed that break is over I’ve got a new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm to give me a little more….. Enthusiasm!!! (Lol how ironic… that’s actually the right way to put it) Do yourself a favor and start going to school in a good mood by watching HBO today at 9:30PM.

Shit… What a ramble. Sorry I wasted your time if you read this..

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