Month: August 2004
The Portfolioso.com Diet
Did you know that 1/3 of the American population is overweight? Are you fat, obese, plump or any other term used to describe your fat self? If so, follow my wonder diet. I’m going to let you in on a big secret and it just may work… And it costs nothing to you, just read on!
Instead of investing in these bullshit stupid diets that aren’t balanced, or wasting money on expensive excercise solutions, follow the Portfolioso diet! The stupid Atkins diet is crap, you need carbs. Are you stupid enough to follow an idiot’s quick fix that tells you to eat 30 pieces of bacon and 8 eggs, but you can’t have a breadcrumb because it has carbs? Sooner or later these people will croak due to their cholesterol being 350. People spend so much money trying to get their ass thin it’s not even funny.
Ready for the big secret? Ok, first thing you do is stop feeding your fat face and burn more calories than you eat. There!! The whole diet was revealed. I could have made millions off that simple statement because it will work. So next time you’re fat, burn some calories and eat less calories than you burn. It’s just that simple. Sheesh! what’s wrong with this fat country?
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August 8, 2004
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The Forums are back up, so everyone can post again. I also accidentally messed up the uploader (some sort of php parse error), but it’s working now. So that’s the boring news, nothing to see here. Nothing cool or anything.