Month: December 2010
Bring Me this Google Wallpaper Girl!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMtttf3BIZ8
Google launched this new “Teach Your Parents Tech” campaign which is designed to teach people like my mother how to copy and paste on a computer. Welp, I was watching some of them to see if they were any good and if there was one to teach my mom the difference between closing a browser tab and closing the browser window and I stumbled upon this.
Absolute smoke, and she even knows a thing or two about computers.You can change my background any day!
Angry Birds Pissed Me off Tonight
I have a daily routine of playing Angry Birds on the train home from work. My goal is to beat at least one level per train ride home OR at least beat one high score/ obtain more stars. I’ve only failed one other time but today was the second. I couldn’t beat the damn level in my 34 minute ride home, and it was pissing me off. Finally beat it, but it sucked.
This is a Bitch Ass Level
This Skype Outage is Full Of Shit
We use Skype in the office to communicate, and let me tell you that Skype’s official answer is a bunch of nonsense. Here’s their explanation on their official blog, and I don’t buy it one bit.
Skype isn’t a network like a conventional phone or IM network – instead, it relies on millions of individual connections between computers and phones to keep things up and running. Some of these computers are what we call ‘supernodes’ – they act a bit like phone directories for Skype. If you want to talk to someone, and your Skype app can’t find them immediately (for example, because they’re connecting from a different location or from a different device) your computer or phone will first try to find a supernode to figure out how to reach them.
Under normal circumstances, there are a large number of supernodes available. Unfortunately, today, many of them were taken offline by a problem affecting some versions of Skype. As Skype relies on being able to maintain contact with supernodes, it may appear offline for some of you.
Bunch of horse shit. How does a peer to peer network go offline? As one of my coworkers said – it’s a conspiracy. It’s deliberate sabotage because the government cannot monitor Skype communication under it’s Nazi Freedom of Information Act (which can pretty much spy on anyone without any reasonable cause).
Cablevision Making No Sense Yet Again
Please give me a valid reason for moving NY1 to channel 8? Seriously? It’s called NY1 for a reason. It’s been on channel 1 since 1994. What is the meaning of this!
Seriously, some engineer is sitting over at Cablevision just scheming up ways to fuck with people. “Muhahaah I’ll show them! We’ll move channel 1 to channel 8!” Who plans these things?
I can’t deal with this company anymore, and I’m not even a Cablevision customer!
Bring Me this Archbishop’s Pimp Staff
December 25, 2010
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Timothy Dolan at Midnight Mass at St. Patrick’s, just tearing it up with the bling staff.
Imagine the bitches you could pick up with that thing? Such a waste for a bishop to have. I mean the thing probably sits in the closet all year. I could take that thing to the Grape and shit.
PS – I’m not going to hell for thinking this, right? God would side with me. He’d think that would be more useful to me than some old bishop dude.