I think I just spit in my eye. What. The. F?
So I had some grape juice and then went to go take a shower and for some reason, I had to spit because the grape juice made my mouth weird. So to do this tastefully (because I’m not a damn slob), I go to brush my teeth, lean over a sink, run the water and plan on spitting right down the drain.
Nope. The spit is like a damn bungee cord and slings right back up and into my fucking eye. Who the hell spits in their own eye? I can’t even make this shit up because I’m not that creative. I guarantee you this has not happened to anyone else ever. Like seriously… How is this possible? I’m bent over a sink spitting downward with force and it goes up and lands in my eye. It’s not like I pointed my head up and spit in the air and had it land on my face. JEEZ… Screw you physics, I’m too good for you. I’m going to go around defying your ass.
PS – This is a prime example of why you’re supposed to swallow, ladies.
Please explain to me how this is possible…
March 26, 2011
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I think I just spit in my eye. What. The. F?
So I had some grape juice and then went to go take a shower and for some reason, I had to spit because the grape juice made my mouth weird. So to do this tastefully (because I’m not a damn slob), I go to brush my teeth, lean over a sink, run the water and plan on spitting right down the drain.
Nope. The spit is like a damn bungee cord and slings right back up and into my fucking eye. Who the hell spits in their own eye? I can’t even make this shit up because I’m not that creative. I guarantee you this has not happened to anyone else ever. Like seriously… How is this possible? I’m bent over a sink spitting downward with force and it goes up and lands in my eye. It’s not like I pointed my head up and spit in the air and had it land on my face. JEEZ… Screw you physics, I’m too good for you. I’m going to go around defying your ass.
PS – This is a prime example of why you’re supposed to swallow, ladies.