Month: September 2011

Horrible. This Should Never Happen to Anyone. Ever.

Portfolioso September 29, 2011 No Comments Rants

(Newser) – Bullies are continuing to plague a grief-stricken family even after the suicide of their 14-year-old gay son. New York student Jamey Rodemeyer killed himself after repeatedly complaining about bullies at his school and after making a heart-breaking YouTube video where he talked of his hopes for a better future. Now those same bullies chanted “we’re glad he’s dead” when Jamey’s 16-year-old sister, Alyssa, attended a homecoming dance. “She was having a great time, and all of a sudden a Lady Gaga song came on, and they all started chanting for Jamey, all of his friends,” Jamey’s mom, Tracy, said on the Today Show.“Then the bullies that put him into this situation started chanting, ‘You’re better off dead!’ and ‘We’re glad you’re dead!’” Alyssa “came home in tears,” said her mom. “It turned into bullying even after he’s gone.” Her dad added: “I can’t grasp it. I don’t know why anyone would do that. They have no heart.” Authorities are still considering whether to file hate crime or criminal harassment charges against the key bullies who taunted Jamey.

Authorities are deciding whether or not to file criminal charges against the bullies? That’s bullshit. Our legal system sucks. It’s a slap on the wrist. What really needs to happen is that the family needs to round up anyone who ever talked shit to this kid, grab some automatics and spray the shit out of the bullies until they die a slow painful death. That’s what needs to happen. This is the most disturbing, fucked up story I’ve seen on the internet, possibly ever.

Seriously… What did this kid ever do to anyone? Not only did these assholes make him so miserable, they made fun of him and his family after he died.  No words. Absolutely no words. Shameful.

RIP bro:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pb1CaGMdWk

 

Learn Math You Fuckin Apple Joker

Portfolioso September 28, 2011 No Comments Rants

Saw this shit on Facebook and it made me rage. Fucking Apple people… 899 + 999 -100 = 0? Fucking nope. Can’t you see that its -899 you dumb fuck? It’s in parentheses. That means negative you ignoramus. -899  + 999 – 100 is zero. The receipt is correct, dipshit.

Russia Is A Pimp Assed Country

Portfolioso September 27, 2011 No Comments Useless Update

Not only do they spit out good programmers, but that is one wild ass place.  Fucking Putin. That guy is a straight up baller. I didn’t even realize he wasn’t the president anymore. I kept seeing pictures of him gambling, drinking, partying with sluts, racing cars, doing all kinds of crazy shit… And then one day he’s like “okay, I’m ready to be president again”

Since when was he not the president? You mean to tell me that if I’m the president of Russia, I can be like “BRB, going on sabbatical” then just come back whenever the hell I want? Sign me up! Screw this country. I’m going to Russia. Plus, it’s cold there and I like the cold.

 

Quick Text Pasting Windows App (Because I’m a Lazy Ass)

Portfolioso September 26, 2011 2 Comments Computer/ Tech Related

This is probably useless for everyone, but I couldn’t find anything on the interwebs that did what I needed, so I had to write a program to do it myself.

Basically, I have a string of text that I need to paste over and over throughout the day. I always copy this text to my clipboard, but over the course of the day, I work with a lot of images and those end up copied to my clipboard – not the string of text I need.  Then I have to go back into notepad and copy it all over again, which wastes a good 15 seconds. Fuck that noise. It takes too long. I want to be able to do this with hotkeys.

So I fired up VB.NET because that’s what lazy fuckers do. I haven’t written a Windows program since 2006 when shitty assed VB6 was all the rage and .NET is different, but whatever. I can figure anything out.

So what does this thing do? You enter text in the box of the app and minimize it. The program registers a global Windows hotkey (Control Alt Z) which  will copy the text from the box to the clipboard. “Well that’s damn useless… What a stupid assed program” Nope. It saves me time from stopping what I’m doing to find the original data and manually recopy. So even if I copied something else to my clipboard, all I have to do is hit Control-Alt-Z then Control-V and BAM my original data is pasted again. #winning

Download here
(This might need .NET 4 libraries to run, but I have no clue)

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