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Ugly Chick from Big Bang Theory Is Jealous of Ariana Grande

September 16th, 2014 9:00am No comments

The Big Bang Theory star Mayim Bialik has singled out out Ariana Grande for criticism after spotting a billboard featuring the pop star in her underwear. In a post on her Kveller blog, the modest actress and lifestyle guru, reveals she has no idea who the Problem singer is, but she would rather her kids weren’t subjected to images of scantily-clad pop stars around Los Angeles. Bialik writes, “I am old-fashioned. My kids have clothes they only wear to synagogue. I don’t favour my kids cursing. I dress modestly. I don’t want my kids learning about sex from billboards. Stuff like that.

“Which is why a few billboards I have seen lately really bug me. There is one for Ariana Grande, and I will go ahead and admit I have no idea who she is or what she does. Based on the billboard, she sells lingerie. Or stiletto heels. Or plastic surgery because every woman over 22 wishes she has that body, I’m sure.

1297606359023_ORIGINALPARENT OF THE YEAR! Only buys her kids clothes they can wear to synagogue! Sign me up! Your kids will absolutely grow up to be model citizens!

For sure not! Don’t give me all of this bullshit, Mayim. You’re no prude. I guarantee that you’re into the kinkiest shit I can’t even think of. If there’s ONE takeaway we should have all learned of from the fappenning, it’s that no one is innocent.

She’s just jealous she’s uglier than Ariana Grande. She even said it herself “every woman over 22 wishes she has that body, I’m sure.”



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You’re an Absolute Douchecanoe if you Dress Like This

September 15th, 2014 4:25pm No comments

HuffPo – While we love pinning street style photos of ladies sporting covetable heels and statement clutches, we are also inspired by the men who show up to fashion week dressed to the nines. It’s not so much about who they are wearing, but how they are wearing certain pieces — a guy in a suit he purchased from his local Salvation Army can look like he stepped straight out of a J.Crew catalog with the right amount of styling and confidence. During New York Fashion Week, photographer Melodie Jeng snapped some of the most dapper dudes. And let’s just say that these men mean business.

Photo credit: Melodie Jeng/HPMG

This is what good fashion looks like? No wonder why I want to punch everyone in the face. I’ll be in my ass-struttin’ jeans and a regular t-shirt, sorry that I look homeless. These are exactly the type of assholes that chicks are looking for in a “fall boyfriend.

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CVS Is a Stupid Fucking Corporation and I Hope they Go Bankrupt

September 4th, 2014 2:08am No comments – As CVS sharpens its focus on customer health, the nation’s second-largest drugstore chain will tweak its corporate name and stop the sale of tobacco nearly a month sooner than planned. CVS Caremark said it will now be known as CVS Health, effective immediately. The signs on its roughly 7,700 drugstores won’t change, so the change may not register with shoppers. However, those customers will see a big change when they check out. The cigars and cigarettes that used to fill the shelves behind store cash registers have been replaced with nicotine gum and signs urging visitors to kick the tobacco habit.

CVS and other drugstores have delved deeper into customer health in recent years, in part to serve the aging baby boom generation and the millions of uninsured people who are expected to gain coverage under the federal health care overhaul. While competitors Walgreen Co. and Rite Aid Corp. still sell tobacco, they’ve all started offering more health care products and added walk-in clinics to their stores while expanding the care they provide.

‘‘We’re doing more and more to extend the front lines of health care,’’ CVS CEO Larry Merlo said.

CVS still stocks its shelves with sugary snacks and other foods that are considered unhealthy. But company executives have been quick to point out that while chocolate bars in moderation pose little health risk, no amount of tobacco is considered safe.

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me, CVS. This has got to be one of the most idiotic policies I’ve ever heard in my life – banning tobacco. Is smoking bad? Yes. Do I like cigarettes? For sure not. I hate them and think they’re fucking disgusting and shorten your life for no reason. But this is a free country and if you’re a smoker, you should be able to smoke if you want to kill yourself. CVS banning cigarettes because they’re re-branding themselves as a “health” company is fucking ridiculous.  Geta load of this quote: “while chocolate bars in moderation pose little health risk, no amount of tobacco is considered safe.So you’re telling me that if I take one puff of a cigarette, I will 100% get lung cancer? You fucking idiots.  If you want to be a healthcare company, why not also stop selling alcohol – it destroys people’s livers. Why not ban soda – not for the sugar, but because it has cancer causing chemicals including sodium benzoate which breaks down into benzine, which is a carcinogen. Ban bleach – kids can drink that and die. Ban Tylenol – it destroys your liver. Ban potato chips – it has fat and calories and cholesterol. Ban it all! Sell nothing! Assholes.

I am all about less government regulation and corporations should be able to do anything they want, as long as it’s reasonable. Yes, CVS is a company and can refuse to sell anything they don’t want to. But look at it this way: Cigarettes aren’t profitable. With all the fucking government regulation, licenses and other bullshit, you might actually lose money selling cigarettes. So if CVS thinks it’s unprofitable and wants to save money, they should be like “Hey. The United States Government is a piece of shit that taxes the fuck out of us selling this cancer causing shitty product, so for us to stop losing money, we are choosing to stop selling cigarettes.” If that was the reason given, I’d respect them 100%. But don’t give me this bullshit that you’re a healthcare company. The CEO couldn’t give two fucks about the common man’s health and is concerned about lining his pockets and his company’s pockets. So BLOW ME if you think my logic is wrong, because it’s not.

But hey, look at their stock. It’s through the roof, so what the fuck do I know:


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