Author: Portfolioso
Who Would Buy This Stupid Ass Mouse?
This is byfar the shittiest mouse I have ever seen in my life. It is called the WarMouse and was originally developed for use with OpenOffice.
I don’t know about you, but I’m all against using a mouse with 18 fucking buttons. How can you tell which one is which? And where the hell is the left and right click? What the hell is the point of this crap?
This stupid piece of shit is $80. You need to be out of your mind to buy this crap. Today, we’re trying to simplify things, not make things more complicated.
Apple’s mice only have one button. If only all mice looked like this again. Utter simplicity:
Saturday’s Song of the Week: The Offspring – Dirty Magic
It’s Saturday bitches, so listen to some music. You may remember the glory days of the Offspring in the mid to late 1990s with singles such as Self Esteem, Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) and Come out and Play. But older and not as well known, off the 1993 album Smash: Dirty Magic. Killer intro.
Why’d I pick it? It’s all a cloudy kind of daze..
Rate this Video: 32 Songs in 8 Minutes
Someone bring me this kid! Why don’t I have those mad skills? He won’t be making much money from one YouTube video, but all he has to do is keep up with new songs and be able to perform for two hours and he’s got himself a career. Guaranteed. and here I am walking around a hot asbestos dungeon all day doing fucking cable management. FML.
Vote 1 star if this guy sucks balls and 10 stars if he is getting so much pussy his dick is falling off.
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Edit: Updated embed because the original was taken down because of a Coypyright claim by EMI Pubslishing Scandinavia AB.. Fuck off EMI Scandinavia, you all suck
The Pirate Bay Is Back
All torrenters rejoice. In response to my previous post Is the Pirate Bay Down for Good?, the answer is nope. Just like I said. Told ya it would be back! It just simply can’t shut down because one guy croaked after all that site has been through. I feel better now. Remember kids, respect intellectual property!
Of Course Hughes Was Going to Lose
June 29, 2010
Sports
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Portfolioso
It’s a no brainer. Phil Hughes had an off night and lost to a really shitty team, and it’s completely Joe Girardi’s fault: ignorant managing.
This is what happens when you take a pitcher who is 10-1 and then skip his last start because of an innings limit. Especially when you have A.J Burnett pitching like a fucking moron recently. Fuck that, Hughes is a real man, he can take it. I don’t want any of this pussy ass pampering of my pitchers. They did it to Joba and he fucking sucks now. Of course the extra rest is going to throw the guy off when he was in a rhythm.
This just in from Keef: “at least it was the game Cliff Lee started. Figure that’s the game the M’s had to win”
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